After being told to "smile more", 21-year-old retail worker responds with an over-the-top, unsettling 'smile-mode', which catches on with coworkers, driving out the customers: 'He didn’t bring it up again'

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    Retail employees smiling
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    oh i’ll smile alright

    I (21F) work part-time at a retail clothing store while I'm finishing college. It's your typical mall chain: overpriced basics, weird
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    music, and managers who think "the customer is always right" even when the customer is actively shoplifting. One day
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    during my shift, my manager Craig (40s, always smells like Axe and insecurity) pulled me aside and said, "Hey, I noticed you don't smile much. You should
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    really smile more—it makes customers feel welcome." I said, "You mean be friendlier?" He said, "No, literally just smile more. Even
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    when no one's talking to you. Just keep a smile on." Okay, Craig. You want smiles? You got it.
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    For the rest of my shift-and every shift after-I smiled. But not like, normal smiling. I smiled. wide, with too much teeth. I
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    smiled while folding jeans. I smiled while sweeping. I smiled while telling a Karen we didn't have her size. I smiled at
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    customers until they asked, "Are you okay?" One guy legit said I looked like I was about to snap. Another asked
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    if I was in a c It. A little kid started crying when I greeted her at the fitting room. Coworkers caught on and joined me. We
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    started calling it "Smile Mode." By the end of the week, it looked like a haunted mannequin showroom. Craig finally told us to "tone it
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    Baby crying whilst sitting in a cart in the grocery store
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    down." I asked sweetly, still smiling, “Oh, I thought you said to smile more?" He didn't bring it up again.
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    mslass 40s. always smells like Axe and insecurity ROFL. I'm enjoying imagining how his Axe Body Spray's effectiveness is tested when his insecurity around a confident and educated woman half his age makes him sweat.
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    CoderJoe1 Sorry, smiling on demand cost way more than they will pay.
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    Abject-Ad-2459 I worked retail in college too. My manager tried telling me to smile in the break room, I said when they pay me for my breaks, I'll smile. But I really like your approach
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    Itoka00 I love malicious compliance in the face of unreasonable demands.
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    Dioscouri This is awesome. I've always been the one to tell people to smile, because it makes people wonder what you've been up to.
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    Retail worker smiling
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    ovid10 Not gonna lie, I would go to the store to see an absolutely unhinged smile for the entertainment value.
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    Right Wrap1686 Your manager wasn't being aj k, though. It is common sense that workers that interact with customers should smile to make them feel more at ease.
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    NTboymamaTV2 This is the funniest story I've read on here in a while. I can just imagine it and it's absolutely hilarious to me. Currently crying with laughter while trying not to wake my child.
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    tiffd98133 You will go far. 81

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